Hangover Packet Talking Points

1) They won't stop you from getting drunk. They only stop you from getting hung over.

2) They won't make it safe to drive or take other drugs. (the truth is that they might make it safer, but they won't make it safe).

3) They're not drugs, they're vitamins that are in food you eat everyday.

4) Almost no one is allergic to them.

5) They don't taste bad.

6) You need to take these with a big glass of water. Look, I have one right here.

7) This packet cost about 25 cents to make.

email me at hangover@inhumandecency.org if you have more.

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